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MAY 27 – 30 2027 // NEAR BRISTOL

Wakeily 2027 — a nutritionally complete meal

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Last year

In case you forgot for some reason

  • Wakeily 2026, photo 1 of 32

Bigger, better, longer

Fifty friends this year, a full programme from Thursday, and a bigger rig.

  • WHERE

    Same as last year

    If you don't know where it is, then you haven't been invited. A purpose-built festival site, 45 minutes from Bristol, and we have a good understanding with the owners.

  • WHEN

    Thursday to Sunday

    Arrive midday Thursday — there's a full programme this year, not just setup. Leave on Sunday when you are sober. Before 4pm.

  • WHAT TO BRING

    Booze and a tent

    Booze. Any fun fairy lights/etc. Decorations that you love. Snacks. Breakfast. A tent or a van, warm layers and a torch, unless you have sorted a bed.

01 // ACTIVITIES

Like fun, but more organised!

  • Saturday Fancy Dress

    Dust off that incredible costume. Theme to be confirmed.

  • Sports Day

    Returning this year. Saturday, and fiercely contested.

  • Sock Wrestling

    The tournament will finally be concluded this year.

  • More To Come

    There will be other exciting things. Watch the group chat.

02 // INFO

Read these and understand them.

Still stuck? Ask Rob or Kate.

What

Music from 11-ish until 2am (HARD STOP), main rig will be indoors with smaller setups outside and in other areas. The rig will be bigger this year!

Expect all your favourite DJs from last year, but unfortunately, that one you hated is also playing. We couldn't stop them.

Turn Up on Thursday

We'll be having a full Thursday programme with music as soon as we set up the rig, and a chance for budding DJs to embarrass themselves in front of fewer people.

Accommodation

There's a large camping field for tents and vans. The field has a toilet block and there's plenty of showers in the main building.

There's also a small number of beds, but they are right next to the main room, so… not peaceful. 2x doubles and 4x singles in bunk layout. Contact Rob or Kate for more info.

There are other rooms on site for £425 if you really want.

Food

There will be one big group meal a day, and we will be organising group responsibility cooking again. There is a BBQ and industrial kitchen.

We are aiming to include this in the price.

Swimming

If you go wandering you might find an inviting-looking body of water. However, this is actually the septic tank for the entire farm. DO NOT swim in it, it is an open sewer!

Rules of Engagement

Treat it like a festival, be discreet, don't make a mess of yourself, or the site. Do NOT shit on the fucking lawn.

03 // MUSIC

What is this racket?!

We can't believe they published these online

04 // PAY

Reserve your spot

As usual, this will be at cost, and cheaper than last year. £20 deposit, rest ideally end of February please! Any surplus will go in to extra surprises!

Please book early and pay your deposit — there are up-front costs that we don't want to have to cover ourselves this time, thanks!

Full weekend · £125 per head

To book, today
£20per person
The rest, by end of February
£105per person

Three nights, camping, the sound system and a magical weekend with all your friends.

Book in — £20 per head

If there is a problem then please get in touch and we'll work something out.

05 // MERCH

But wait! There's merch!

The 2027 t-shirt colourways — Blaze, Crystal Black, Crystal Jade, Crystal Navy and Cotton Candy — and the back print, stamped COMING SOON.